I was turning the corner into our street when an older duck walked out waving her arms about, so I slowed down and she walked out towards the car and reached for the door handle, I had not even come to a complete stop. Turned out she was waiting for a friend, she was visiting the area and they were to pick her up from our corner. Husband too met her in the same way and we did wonder how many strangers cars she waved down and had a leg in the car before she either, finally met her friend or was stolen and kept to bake cookies and give granny loves??
Recently I have had my two littlies off school due to being sick. This was hard to believe during parts of the days as Master Five decided to get his sister to sniff his finger, after it had been up his butt! I only found out when there was quiet a loud complaint, "Oh George, that stinks!"
This was followed with Master Five trying to see if the heated towel rail was indeed hot. But this was not done using his hands that would be far to
Then to top the fortnight off wee darling Miss Three was told not to pick her nose and to certainly not eat it as 'snot is not food'. She straight faced replied, 'it's my dinner'! I suggested that she may not want the sausages that where to be dinner but I was again put in my place as, 'you know snot is not that filling you know mum?!'
Hope to have some more funnies soon
Much love
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